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Kim
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Age : 49
Joined : 07 Nov 2006
Posts : 4003
Location : GA
Name : Kim
 |  Subject: The Blonde administrator  May 25th 2008, 5:20 pm | |
| A policeman was interrogating 3 AF boardies who were training to become detectives. One moderator and two administrators.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first one, Christie, a moderator who may be blonde  , a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
“This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
Christie answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!”
The policeman says, “Well…uh…that’s because the picture shows his profile.”(Side pose…)
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second boardie, an administrator who was at least once blonde, and asks her, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
Lecia giggles, flips her hair and says, “Ha! He’d be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!”
The policeman angrily responds, “For Pete’s sake, What’s the matter with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it’s a picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?!?”
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third boardie, an administrator who was sorta blonde in his youth, and in a very testy voice asks, “Now think hard before giving me a stupid answer. This is your suspect, how would you recognize him??”
Kim looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, “Hmmmm…the suspect wears contact lenses…”The policeman is surprised and speechless… “Wow! I can’t believe it … it’s TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation??”
“That’s easy,” blonde Kim replied. “He can’t wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear…” |
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Lecia
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Age : 38
Joined : 23 Jan 2007
Posts : 4814
Location : Appointments
Name : Tootie
Mood : Working on getting my life back!
| | Subject: Re: The Blonde administrator May 25th 2008, 5:33 pm | |
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Val is blonde too!
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Kim
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Age : 49
Joined : 07 Nov 2006
Posts : 4003
Location : GA
Name : Kim
| | Subject: Re: The Blonde administrator May 25th 2008, 5:35 pm | |
| She will probably pass the interview!
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Fissulyna
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Joined : 28 Oct 2007
Posts : 2487
Location : hmmmm... good question ? Maybe we are all in hell and don't know it LOL
Mood : Buttelicious !!!
| | Subject: Re: The Blonde administrator May 25th 2008, 6:29 pm | |
| Ha ha haaaaaaa a good one 
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Kim
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Age : 49
Joined : 07 Nov 2006
Posts : 4003
Location : GA
Name : Kim
| | Subject: Re: The Blonde administrator May 25th 2008, 10:12 pm | |
| Wow, Fiss! I thought I was the only guy who occupied his kids like that! Darn, my secret is out!
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Fissulyna
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Joined : 28 Oct 2007
Posts : 2487
Location : hmmmm... good question ? Maybe we are all in hell and don't know it LOL
Mood : Buttelicious !!!
| | Subject: Re: The Blonde administrator May 25th 2008, 11:54 pm | |
| | I am sorry that I was never that "brave" LOL, anyway - do you now that today is Star Wars 31st anniversary !!! I bet a buff like you knows that trivia LOL ! |
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Tabby
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Age : 32
Joined : 27 Mar 2008
Posts : 1292
Location : UK
Mood : $*())@~{@>>?:*&%£"!
| | Subject: Re: The Blonde administrator May 26th 2008, 6:07 am | |
| | Very good ! |
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buttgirl
Moderator
Joined : 14 Jun 2007
Posts : 1421
Location : somewhere on the northcoast of Ireland
| | Subject: Re: The Blonde administrator June 5th 2008, 12:07 pm | |
| | funny!! HA. He did only have one eye. I swear!! |
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Kim
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Age : 49
Joined : 07 Nov 2006
Posts : 4003
Location : GA
Name : Kim
| | Subject: Re: The Blonde administrator June 5th 2008, 12:09 pm | |
| I only saw one ear, too... I can count!
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Jo
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Age : 47
Joined : 24 Apr 2008
Posts : 401
Mood : Trying to think positively!
| | Subject: Re: The Blonde administrator June 9th 2008, 12:40 pm | |
| Good one!
:snn:
I'm not blonde but my sisters are.
I'd like to try it someday. |
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Kim
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Age : 49
Joined : 07 Nov 2006
Posts : 4003
Location : GA
Name : Kim
| | Subject: Re: The Blonde administrator June 9th 2008, 12:41 pm | |
| Well, they do have more fun. It's because no one else sees it as funny!
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val
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Age : 41
Joined : 13 Aug 2007
Posts : 1637
Location : uk
Mood : waiting for something nice to happen....
| | Subject: Re: The Blonde administrator June 9th 2008, 1:49 pm | |
| | Is that just because us intelligent blondes are the only ones to see the joke????!! |
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