The Blonde administrator

A policeman was interrogating 3 AF boardies who were training to become detectives. One moderator and two administrators.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first one, Christie, a moderator who may be blonde , a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
“This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”

Christie answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!”
The policeman says, “Well…uh…that’s because the picture shows his profile.”(Side pose…)
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second boardie, an administrator who was at least once blonde, and asks her, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”

Lecia giggles, flips her hair and says, “Ha! He’d be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!”
The policeman angrily responds, “For Pete’s sake, What’s the matter with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it’s a picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?!?”
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third boardie, an administrator who was sorta blonde in his youth, and in a very testy voice asks, “Now think hard before giving me a stupid answer. This is your suspect, how would you recognize him??”

Kim looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, “Hmmmm…the suspect wears contact lenses…”The policeman is surprised and speechless… “Wow! I can’t believe it … it’s TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation??”
“That’s easy,” blonde Kim replied. “He can’t wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear…”

Val is blonde too!

She will probably pass the interview!

Ha ha haaaaaaa a good one

Wow, Fiss! I thought I was the only guy who occupied his kids like that! Darn, my secret is out!

I am sorry that I was never that "brave" LOL, anyway - do you now that today is Star Wars 31st anniversary !!! I bet a buff like you knows that trivia LOL !

Very good !

funny!! HA. He did only have one eye. I swear!!

I only saw one ear, too... I can count!

Good one!
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I'm not blonde but my sisters are.
I'd like to try it someday.

Well, they do have more fun. It's because no one else sees it as funny!

Is that just because us intelligent blondes are the only ones to see the joke????!!